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> Remember, amateurs built the ark.
> >Professionals built the Titanic.
> >
> >Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
> >
> >Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
> >
> >Stupidity got us into this mess -- why can't it get us out?
> >
> >Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
> >
> >Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit
> there.
> >
> >Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
> >They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
> >
> >An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world.
> >A pessimist fears that this is true.
> >
> >There is always death and taxes;
> >however death doesn't get worse every year.
> >
> >People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that
> >Benjamin Franklin said it first.
> >
> >It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
> >
> >I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path.
> >
> >Anything free is worth what you pay for it.
> >
> >Indecision is the key to flexibility.
> >
> >It hurts to be on the cutting edge.
> >
> >If it ain't broke, fix it till it is.
> >
> >I don't get even, I get odder.
> >
> >In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
> >
> >I always wanted to be a procrastinator, never got around to it.
> >
> >Dijon vu -- the same mustard as before.
> >
> >I am a nutritional overachiever.
> >
> >My inferiority complex is not as good as yours.
> >
> >I am having an out of money experience.
> >
> >I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
> >
> >I am in shape. Round is a shape.
> >
> >Not afraid of heights -- afraid of widths.
> >
> >Practice safe eating -- always use condiments.
> >
> >A day without sunshine is like night.
> >
> >I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
> >
> >If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.
> >
> >I am not a perfectionist. My parents were though.
> >
> >Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but
> >eventually you find a hair stylist you like.
> >
> >You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair
> that
> >you once got from a roller coaster.
> >
> >One of life's mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a woman
> gain
> >five pounds.
> >
> >It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask
>
> you
> >the questions.
> >
> >The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the
> right
> >time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
> >
> >Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.
> >
> >Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
> >
> >Age doesn't always bring wisdom, sometimes age comes alone.
> >
> >Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show.
> >
> >You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you
> >stopped laughing.
>
>

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